Posts tagged now you never have to read the df tag again

codeouroboros:

“I’m going to start this awesome fortress and blog about it!”
“Yeah, The Awesome Menagerie of Stonedicks strikes the earth!”

“So far we’re doing well”

“Fuck, 500 immigrants?!? they’re all children/cheesemakers too!?!”

“some guy died and his corpse is filling the living area with miasma and i cant get anyone to move him”

“well goblins attacked but i figured out how to make the military attack them after half of my fort was killed”

“they killed all the farmers and brewers and now we have no booze and the mayor is a vampire”

“ok i think i lost”